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Letter From Husband
A
pair of middle-aged husband and wife who are both from a professional feel
tired
with the bustle of the capital. They decided to vacation in Padang and
reoccupy
the same hotel room as they through the honeymoon period 30
year.
Because
of his work, the husband had to fly first, and his wife had followed
the
next day.
After
checking in at the hotel in Padang, the husband found a computer
connected
to the Internet has been installed in her room. Happily he wrote an e-mail
tenderly
to his wife in his office on Jalan Sudirman, Jakarta.
Unfortunately,
he is wrong type an e-mail his wife and without realizing his mistake he
continue
to send e-mail.
In
the area of Pekanbaru, a woman had just returned from the funeral of her new
husband
died. Arriving
home, he checked e-mail to read the utterances
condolences.
Just
finished reading the first e-mail, he fainted. The oldest child
surprise
then to read e-mail, which read:
To:
My wife's beloved
Subject:
I've arrived!!!
Date:
May 22, 2006
I know
you're surprised but happy to hear from me. Apparently they are already
here
install
internet as well, he'll be in touch for loved ones at home.
I
just got here and already checked-in. He said they also prepared
everything
for your arrival tomorrow.
I Also
can not patiently waiting for you . I hope your journey here as well
exciting
as my trip yesterday.
Oh
yes, here again the red-hot. If the will, the children were asked to follow too.
Love,
Father
Price Cockatoos
At
a shop selling birds, have 2 parrot. Two birds
different,
one likes singing and the other is silent, came one
want
to buy a parrot. He said to the bird seller:
Buyer:
How much is this cockatoos bird...?
Sellers:
If the like singing was 500,000 rupiah, while the silent one million
dollars.
Buyer:
Well why the likes singing cheaper than just stay quiet.
Seller:
yah .... clearly different from that cost one million was the creator
of the song anyway
Cage Lions
Ringmaster:
"Hey, why do you forget to close the enclosure door after the show
last
night?
Mick:
"Actually, sir do not have to be too problematic. Who would dare
stealing
a lion? "
Inventors Australia
Teacher:
Budi, where the Australia?
Budi:
Here, Mom! (Pointing to map)
Teacher:
Good! Now Agus, who discovered Australia?
Agus:
Budi, Mom!
Coffee and Eyes Right
Patient:
"Doc ... every time I drink coffee from a cup, it feels right eye, as
there are
so
piercing dock .. "
Doctor:
"If so, each would drink coffee ... remove the first silverware of the
cup
.. '
Patient:
"O. .. Thanks, Doc .."
