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Letter From Husband

A pair of middle-aged husband and wife who are both from a professional feel

tired with the bustle of the capital. They decided to vacation in Padang and

reoccupy the same hotel room as they through the honeymoon period 30

year.

Because of his work, the husband had to fly first, and his wife had followed

the next day.

After checking in at the hotel in Padang, the husband found a computer

connected to the Internet has been installed in her room. Happily he wrote an e-mail

tenderly to his wife in his office on Jalan Sudirman, Jakarta.

Unfortunately, he is wrong type an e-mail his wife and without realizing his mistake he

continue to send e-mail.

In the area of ​​Pekanbaru, a woman had just returned from the funeral of her new husband

died. Arriving home, he checked e-mail to read the utterances

condolences.

Just finished reading the first e-mail, he fainted. The oldest child

surprise then to read e-mail, which read:

To: My wife's beloved

Subject: I've arrived!!!

Date: May 22, 2006

I know you're surprised but happy to hear from me. Apparently they are already here

install internet as well, he'll be in touch for loved ones at home.

I just got here and already checked-in. He said they also prepared

everything for your arrival tomorrow.

I Also can not patiently waiting for you . I hope your journey here as well

exciting as my trip yesterday.

Oh yes, here again the red-hot. If the will, the children were asked to follow too.

Love,

Father

Price Cockatoos

At a shop selling birds, have 2 parrot. Two birds

different, one likes singing and the other is silent, came one

want to buy a parrot. He said to the bird seller:

Buyer: How much is this cockatoos bird...?

Sellers: If the like singing was 500,000 rupiah, while the silent one million

dollars.

Buyer: Well why the likes singing cheaper than just stay quiet.

Seller: yah .... clearly different from that cost one million was the creator of the song anyway

Cage Lions

Ringmaster: "Hey, why do you forget to close the enclosure door after the show

last night?

Mick: "Actually, sir do not have to be too problematic. Who would dare

stealing a lion? "

Inventors Australia

Teacher: Budi, where the Australia?

Budi: Here, Mom! (Pointing to map)

Teacher: Good! Now Agus, who discovered Australia?

Agus: Budi, Mom!

Coffee and Eyes Right

Patient: "Doc ... every time I drink coffee from a cup, it feels right eye, as there are

so piercing dock .. "

Doctor: "If so, each would drink coffee ... remove the first silverware of the

cup .. '

Patient: "O. .. Thanks, Doc .."